That was offensive, Derek.

That's like, what we start with, he's like, your sweatshirt. I wear cool clothes. Sometimes I do put an outfit and like, yo, I don't know, man. You don't wear cool. You're wearing sweet clothes. Sweet! And my kids aren't sweet to anymore. I was with my kids by myself. Yeah. So wrinkly. I got to, I unload. I need to buy a lifetime supply of the wrinkle spray.

Rinkle releaser.

Oh, dude. Yeah. So wrinkly. I got to, I unload, I need to buy a lifetime supply of the wrinkle spray.

Rinkle relacer. Oh, dude, that stuff. I empty. It smells really chemically, though. I was going to say, there's no way that it's good for you. That is not good. And Katie's back. She had a girl's trip, so I was solo parent. And this morning was the first morning I woke up with her here in several days. Okay.

And Thomas. trip so I was solo parent and this morning was the first morning I woke up with her here in

several days. Okay. And Thomas got out of his crib and he sat down by us and he said, he literally said,

Daddy, go away. So that was the thanks I got. Daddy go away. I truly went away and like I was like a little boy.

I was like, fine.

If you're going to say that and I left the room. And then Katie came in with him, what do you say? He says, sorry, daddy. Like, it was like we were both little boys. It really was. What do you say? It was embarrassing. You heard my feeling. Yeah, it really was bad. He did. It's like, fine. I'm out. I spend all weekend loving you.

Go away.

And that time today, as we closed on the door, he said, Mommy, come back. He did. It's like, fine. I'm out. I spend all weekend loving you.

Go away. And that's that time of day. As we closed on the door, he said, Mommy, come back. Daddy, go away. I guess Katie can't leave for any other weekends. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what to tell you. But I just being a parent, I think. Oh, it's being a dad. They don't say mommy go away

And I see I would never do this

And I would I judge anyone does this Being a parent, I think. Oh, it's being a dad. They don't say mommy, go away.

And I see, I would never do this.

And I would, I judge anyone does this.

But the abandoned being dad's thing, I mean, he's telling me to abandon him.

Sorry.

I've got to be a real strong dad to be like, no, I'm not going to go away.

But they're like, why don't these dad's leaving?

Their kids are telling them to. Go away. They also tell you to eat your boogers, but you don't do that. You don't, but it's tough. Tough not to. Yeah, it's so hard not to. I'm full from all the fingernails. We're back, correct opinions. Katie's back. Jake's back. We're all back. I'm back on tour this weekend. Chicago, Omaha, Des Moines.

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