Summary
In this episode Amir tries to guess some celebrities, and how hard Jake slaps him. Then we read the cold open to a pilot we never shot.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. you can't forget. In 2010 they were big on the internet, but then three failed pilots, |
| 0:17.0 | two rejected movie scripts. |
| 0:21.0 | One last ditch effort to try and stop their career? I'm going to shit |
| 0:28.2 | Another Podcast each app different from the last. |
| 0:37.0 | It's the Swiss Army Knife of Shows. |
| 0:40.0 | Meet you two pathetic homes. |
| 0:49.0 | If I died before this episode is |
| 0:50.0 | if I died before this episode is released. |
| 0:55.0 | And it's a great episode of segments |
| 0:59.0 | with Jake and Amir. |
| 1:00.9 | Do you release it and do you preface it with |
| 1:05.0 | I'm here would have wanted it this way? |
| 1:08.0 | Where's, yeah, FYI, he's gone, but... |
| 1:11.0 | I first of all, cold open this exact clip yeah right so the |
| 1:17.1 | before the theme song yeah this is before the theme song okay then I let this theme |
| 1:21.2 | song play and then I come in voice of God who have you've just |
| 1:25.2 | met because I'm at the pearly yeah and I say you got I'm sure a lot of you guys |
| 1:31.9 | tuning in know the news that Amir is no longer with us. |
| 1:35.0 | It's already, yeah. |
| 1:36.0 | It's already out. |
| 1:37.0 | And I say I'm really seeing this episode as a love letter, my great partner, like I'll never you know make it really really |
| 1:44.5 | fucking heartfelt and if you want to listen to any of our other content I've now put it |
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