4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so.
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0:00.0 | My Jesus. What's wrong man? It's just a lot to take in |
0:03.8 | Trevor. Where are you going? |
0:08.8 | Dude get off your phone you're always on your phone. Dude you're the guy that's always on his phone |
0:13.7 | I'm always on his phone dude that is you right now you are Trevor Wallace bro. Thank you |
0:19.7 | Every episode I watch on YouTube you're just on your phone dude just don't be the disrespect |
0:25.0 | You know man. I just begin all these DMs |
0:28.3 | From the IRS like what's up? And I'm not you guys hopefully please |
0:33.7 | Dude you do your taxes bro. I do but you don't do taxes. I do but I always get nervous when it's like you're feeling |
0:41.9 | Not like a W2 and it's like what are you claiming and you're like just |
0:46.0 | Single dependent right me and then but there's like 19 pages and they're like is this tax deductible and you're like |
0:52.7 | Listen, no one teaches you the shit listen when you sign your first W2 |
0:56.9 | I've never felt down in my life being like here. They're like you didn't even fill out your name |
1:03.4 | I don't yeah, and then I was all the boxes like soul prepare who do you claim? |
1:07.0 | I don't know who to it's nine pages, but you fill out your name your address and your social and you have to sign it |
1:12.5 | And I'm like what I don't even know how to sign it. It's scary dude the font salt tiny listen IRS less pages |
1:18.9 | Let's let's page do it on a false like in like blow up the words and like look at it. I don't know what I'm signing. No |
1:24.4 | Have you ever read? |
1:26.4 | Any of the terms has anybody ever read it if you let me tell you some if you read those you have killed humans before |
1:33.0 | There's no one reads the entire thing. You know me like if you get into this weekend |
1:37.3 | You know about like a halfway through the the Apple terms and conditioning scary shit |
1:41.8 | Yeah, but the thing is they use such big words. Good reach such a great. Put me right to bed |
1:46.2 | The thing is they use such big words in the contracts. They like contradict themselves and you just don't even know what's going on |
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