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Stiff Socks

31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

My Jesus. What's wrong man? It's just a lot to take in

0:03.8

Trevor. Where are you going?

0:08.8

Dude get off your phone you're always on your phone. Dude you're the guy that's always on his phone

0:13.7

I'm always on his phone dude that is you right now you are Trevor Wallace bro. Thank you

0:19.7

Every episode I watch on YouTube you're just on your phone dude just don't be the disrespect

0:25.0

You know man. I just begin all these DMs

0:28.3

From the IRS like what's up? And I'm not you guys hopefully please

0:33.7

Dude you do your taxes bro. I do but you don't do taxes. I do but I always get nervous when it's like you're feeling

0:41.9

Not like a W2 and it's like what are you claiming and you're like just

0:46.0

Single dependent right me and then but there's like 19 pages and they're like is this tax deductible and you're like

0:52.7

Listen, no one teaches you the shit listen when you sign your first W2

0:56.9

I've never felt down in my life being like here. They're like you didn't even fill out your name

1:03.4

I don't yeah, and then I was all the boxes like soul prepare who do you claim?

1:07.0

I don't know who to it's nine pages, but you fill out your name your address and your social and you have to sign it

1:12.5

And I'm like what I don't even know how to sign it. It's scary dude the font salt tiny listen IRS less pages

1:18.9

Let's let's page do it on a false like in like blow up the words and like look at it. I don't know what I'm signing. No

1:24.4

Have you ever read?

1:26.4

Any of the terms has anybody ever read it if you let me tell you some if you read those you have killed humans before

1:33.0

There's no one reads the entire thing. You know me like if you get into this weekend

1:37.3

You know about like a halfway through the the Apple terms and conditioning scary shit

1:41.8

Yeah, but the thing is they use such big words. Good reach such a great. Put me right to bed

1:46.2

The thing is they use such big words in the contracts. They like contradict themselves and you just don't even know what's going on

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