31: Texting Casanova
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2013
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If I were, I got a problem, no, no, what to do if I were you |
| 0:05.0 | I'm here to take and help get me through if I were you |
| 0:10.0 | You can't trust in these boys, they're trying to know you |
| 0:16.0 | If I were you, oh if I were you |
| 0:23.0 | If I were you |
| 0:28.0 | The name of the show is if I were you |
| 0:36.0 | Very soothing, very catchy, the perfect song |
| 0:41.0 | I'll give it a B- |
| 0:43.0 | But that's the highest I've ever scored one |
| 0:46.0 | That was a sunny day |
| 0:48.0 | A really sunny day with the top down and shit |
| 0:51.0 | You're just, you're rolling on me |
| 0:53.0 | I don't know, you're rolling on dubs or something |
| 0:56.0 | No, you're rolling down the 101 |
| 0:58.0 | I mean, we are left, mountains to your right |
| 1:01.0 | And you're just, and you're hopped to Molly |
| 1:03.0 | You're high on life |
| 1:04.0 | You're high on life and Molly |
| 1:06.0 | No, you're just having a good wholesome sober time |
| 1:09.0 | Because you don't need drugs, because you know what? |
| 1:11.0 | The earth is so beautiful that it sort of raises your spirits |
| 1:14.0 | Without any external |
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