Hey everyone, this is Ellen. Episode 31 was our first ever live show at Cultivate in Jacksonville,

Florida, which was so much fun, but I just wanted to give you all a quick heads up that it was

recorded live and outdoors. While I have tidied up the audio as much as I could, it's not exactly

the cleanest, but it was still a really fun show, so I'm putting it up

anyway. To set the scene, we are accompanied on stage by a beautiful Sudan-plated lizard,

which was brought to us by our friend Miranda Lowry, to whom we are forever grateful. So without

further ado, please enjoy our show, accompanied by the ambient sounds of a beautiful

Jacksonville evening. Hey friends.

This is Ellen Weatherford.

And Christian Weatherford.

And this is just the zoo of us.

This is your favorite animal review podcast where we take your favorite species of animals

and we rate them out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics.

And this is a special episode because we are not at home in our office, in our pajamas.

This time we're wearing clothes.

And we're looking at human beings that aren't each other.

So that's pretty interesting for us.

How are you feeling, Christian?

Pretty good.

Just a reminder, we are not experts, zoological or otherwise.

We are experts in some things.

We're expert in blankets, but we're not zoological experts.

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