Hello and

Bacheles-Sup podcast I'm Elise Rallis I'm Brian Russell Smith and for those of you who are just

tuning in the Betches-Up podcast is your weekly rundown of all the crazy shit that's

happened in the news explained by your two funniest friends which is us and we read the

news just so you don't have to are taglines. I know I feel like we have so many but like all of

them are good. Yeah it's hard to narrow them down. It's hard to narrow them down. It really is hard to narrow them down so we're just going to

the first 30 seconds of every podcast is just

us reciting several taglines. But they I think they really get the point

across of what we are trying to do and it's not going to stop. Before we get into it, we did want to make a brief announcement,

which is if any of you bought tickets to the Betches stuff,

plus everyone's gay live show, which was supposed to happen tonight.

It has been postponed due to scheduling conflicts.

We're like, so sorry.

We wish we could have come to see you.

It would have been fun.

If you bought tickets, your ticket will be refunded.

Don't worry about that.

If you were planning on showing up at the public hotel,

you still could.

We just want, you won't see us.

It's a really nice hotel. it's a really nice place, like you can

definitely go get a drink, do whatever you planned to do. We really do hope to see

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