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🗓️ 3 March 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome back to what I like to call them is with both guys ready five thousand I tunes by |
0:06.8 | He says I love falling asleep to seven children talking about drugs. Okay. Who's the seventh child? |
0:15.1 | Usually there's like five |
0:17.1 | Don't even talk about drugs that often |
0:21.7 | Just telling me about how I need to smoke a dooby. Oh, yeah, but it do be some refus some key fund the reason |
0:27.5 | You just work a little bit of weed. I like how I just say we don't talk about drugs |
0:33.7 | We were talking about something else before the podcast that we were actually talking about masturbation |
0:39.6 | Question your esophagus I actually don't know if I should ask this question on the podcast. No, don't they'll tweet it at me |
0:45.4 | I get so many tweets every day of people saying hi. I play mini clip game for I was a kid |
0:50.4 | I was right asking them to do this will be something that people might not want to tweet publicly on Twitter |
0:55.8 | True, okay. Yeah, here's my question when you guys jacked off for the first time |
1:00.8 | I don't I don't want to know how old you were actually when you're jacked off for the first time |
1:07.6 | Will you shoot in blanks or was there semen right from the get I was leaking |
1:12.2 | Blanks I don't remember anything other than what I was watching. I don't remember |
1:16.8 | I went to a website called sex.com. It was a computer that was in my kitchen. Yeah, I like that family computer |
1:30.3 | It was like midnight. No one was up and I like jacked in the kitchen |
1:33.8 | I lived in a room above the kitchen that was on like the opposite side of the house to anyone else |
1:38.1 | So I like I snuck downstairs and I went to the kitchen. I closed the door and I was just like |
1:47.2 | I don't even know if it was like actually like like a porn website or if it was just like a website for a |
1:52.8 | magazine or something like STD like Q&A is in stuff like |
1:56.7 | I was fucking pretty young when I did it and I can disclose the age but he was 20 |
2:06.4 | 10 years ago |
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