Okay, folks, welcome to Planet Porky.

You are about to listen to another super podcast with myself, Mike Parry, the Portmeister,

and delighted to be performing again, if that's the right word, with Ben Fletcher.

Ben the Arrow, Ben the Archer, Fletcher. Ben, welcome.

Thank you for having me, always. And thanks very much for coming. And we got some great reaction

to our last podcast, particularly our stories about teeth. Did you realize people were so

interested in teeth? Well, no, it's an interesting thing, isn't it? It's one of those hangups

people have. You know, people worry about having a big nose or their eye might be a bit won't

but teeth is, I've actually got a little chip in one of my teeth, and no one would have noticed

it, but now I can see you trying to look at it and see it. But it's one of those funny hang-ups

in life, isn't it? Yeah, I think it is. think have the strangest hang-ups. Do you know what? I see some people sometimes, and what I think happens to your teeth is,

I think that they change so gradually over the years, you don't realise, but there's one mate

of mine who's a very successful sports reporter, and I've known him for 15 years or maybe longer,

20 years, he's teeth who've gone orange over those years.

And if I had his teeth, I'd have done something about it.

But I don't think anybody's ever told him he's got orange teeth.

And apparently it's because, you know, the whatever, the stuff on the front of your teeth,

enamel.

Enamel wears off and your teeth orange.

Anyway, that's for another day. The point is, folks, you are now about to listen to Porky Vision,

which is my review and Ben's response to what's on TV at the moment.

And there's some great programmes about at the moment, Ben,

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