31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2014

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.

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0:00.0	We run it on QI a few years ago.
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:02.5	Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
0:04.5	It's not a nice or something as a fish.
0:06.0	No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
0:10.0	He says it, ride that first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
0:13.0	Hello, welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden.
0:26.0	My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Andy Murray, James Harkin and Aniches Zinsky.
0:30.5	And once again, we've gathered around the microphone with our four favorite facts on the last seven days.
0:35.0	So here we go in no particular order.
0:37.0	Let's do it.
0:40.0	James, back number one.
0:42.0	My fact this week is that in the 17th century there was a prophet called Dorothy Harling
0:48.0	who would kill you of your sins by urinating on the afflicted part of your body.
0:53.0	Wow.
0:54.0	When you've got a sin, what was the afflicted part of your body?
0:57.0	Well, if you'd been swearing, it could be your mouth.
0:59.0	Right.
1:00.0	If you'd stolen something, it could be your hands, I guess.
1:03.0	Okay.
1:04.0	If you'd thought a dirty thought, your brain should piss in your ear.
1:07.0	Into your ear.
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