31: Married At First Sight - Jamaican Me Crazy (S16 E7)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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The thing about Bea and Dee is that they have a strong work ethic and will show up to talk sh*t no matter what. Never mind that the Married At First Sight couples ARE STILL ON THEIR HONEYMOONS IN JAMAICA, the girls are dedicated to asking the important questions, like does Chris ever change his shirt? Can they get the streets out of Airris' aura? Can Gina talk about anything else besides Slay Bae?

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0:00.0	Well, we're back with the jump off, Beatrice.
0:11.9	Delia.
0:12.5	How are you doing?
0:13.7	You know, I'm just so excited to talk about that.
0:16.6	Well, I want to feel that energy.
0:18.6	I don't want to just hear that.
0:19.9	I want to feel it and see it. I don't just hear that. I want to feel it and see it.
0:21.1	I don't see it.
0:22.1	What?
0:22.4	No.
0:23.3	I'm jumping for joy right now.
0:37.5	I literally think you hate Married at first. I do. And I don't get it. Why would you hate this great show? You hate it too. It's ultimate entertainment, no cap. But we're here to talk about it whether you like it or not.
0:38.5	Yeah, I know.
0:39.5	That's why I'm here.
1:10.9	Married at First Sight, season 16, episode 7, Jamaican me crazy, baby. Jamaican me crazy. Jamaican me snore. Nobody's crazy on this honeymoon. Nobody has banged that I could detect. You don't think anyone's banged. You, I don't think anyone's banged. Who would have banged? Only Chris and Nicole. Maybe Chris and Nicole. Maybe Jasmine and Eris. There's no way Jasmine and Harris have banged. His dick is not getting hard for Jasmine. I don't know why. She's the queen. But his dick is not getting hard for Jasmine, for sure.
1:28.2	Even though he's asking her about those sex positions and everything. That was the first day. Something changed. Something in the water is a little weird. Nut clarity. I don't know. Maybe. I don't think so. I feel like he would have said. I feel like when he's sitting down with his boys, he would have said, I hit that. I hit that and I don't like it. Yeah, because he's got no class.
1:29.7	That's true.
1:30.7	He looks like he'd kiss and tell, that heiress. Oh, my gosh. That guy, man. I swear. What a man child. Yes. Well, before we get into it, we do just have to warn everybody that we say fuck and shit and twat and cock and we say many words
1:46.2	like this we also don't censor ourselves no we don't believe in that bullshit man fuck that
1:52.3	shit so if you got kids around or grandma's around or anybody who has like morals around put them in
1:58.3	the basement with christine she's Mormon she knows what to do with them shechool them. And also, don't forget to follow us on Instagram. If you're not following us already, I don't know what you're doing. I think you're just snoozing through these intros at reality TV cringe on Instagram. Go follow us right now. Yeah, somebody wrote us, sent us a DM and recommended that we give up, that we give up on our baby, married
2:19.2	at first sight, and instead that we would watch returning to Plathville with those Aryan people.
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