Oh my gosh, we're back.

We're back.

Mother Crossers in the house.

We're not going to do what you think we're going to do and tell you that we're back forever and that you're going to get new episodes every week.

Because we always do that and then we disappear for three months.

What we're going to tell you is we're going to try our best.

We're going to do our best.

Well, now that we're professionals and we have our own equipment and we have our own little

headphones. Oh, yeah. We look too legit to quit. We're legit. This is a legit podcast. I'm really,

I'm really looking forward to the millions of dollars we're going to make now that we're Joe Rogan level.

Watch yourself, Joe. Watch yourself. We were so nervous. We had to push the record button and we didn't even know what to say to y'all because we hadn't talked to you since what, April? April. Yeah. A few things have happened. A couple things. Just a couple. Let's get into it. I mean, the most important thing that happened clearly, obviously, that

everyone's talking about was me getting pregnant. You ruining my good time is what you did.

Never seen a more disappointed reaction from a best friend over pregnancy. I was like, are you,

really? Really? I understand, though.

I would feel the exact same way.

When my sister told me that she was pregnant when I was like, I had just turned 21,

and I was so mad because we were like four years apart.

So it's like, we can finally legally party together and you're ruining it.

Right.

Well, we were just about ready to go to Alabama for your big show where I was going to meet all your family and we were going to have the best, just live our best lives. And then you're like... And I just couldn't wait two more days to take a test. You just wrote it. I ruined it. Don't worry. Don't worry, guys. I still had a good time.

Oh, she did.

Like, it really turned out well because it really didn't change a whole lot from our normal going out together situation, which is me being a big doll done and wanting to go home.

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