#309: "Vinny Textaverde" with Zane Helberg, Chad Zumock

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Chad Zumock and Zane Helberg join Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault, and Fight Nanny in studio on this edition of Punch Drunk Sports.
The group gets a little rowdy talking fantasy football, real football, and the wild tweets of an unhinged former Ohio State receivers coach. We also play a bunch of videos that you'll have to watch the show on YouTube to appreciate.
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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Ah, she's brilliant.
0:31.0	Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, three for a city break.
0:37.0	It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:41.0	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:43.2	All right.
0:44.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:46.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:49.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:52.8	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.
0:55.6	Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.
0:58.1	P and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
1:01.0	And welcome to Punch drunk sports where winners win we have a full studio
1:07.4	Now that the Jews on vacation we've decided to double up on Christians
1:11.5	Okay nine guests an hour for the next two hours.
1:16.0	Welcome to Telethon.
1:18.0	Joining us in studio, a friend of show, good guy.
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