Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon. And while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Dad, and I'm here with Chris Spangelaan and Diom and Nickela is in the motherfucking closet. because you already know how we put it down.

Don't forget we got the big party. with Chris Spangelaan and Dion and Nikhil is in the motherfucking closet

because you already know how we put it down.

Don't forget we got the big party coming up

and we're trying to figure out

who the fuck we're gonna be.

Chris just announced he's coming as powder.

You will not be able to snort Chris at the party.

Yeah.

He's going to shave.

Dion going to shave his head and his mustache.

And his whole face going to look like a white pussy.

We are cheering Chris on.

There's a lot of thoughts in there.

I got to get rid of my eyebrows too.

Shave his hair, his eyebrows

and his chin.

Right.

And he put on glass,

he's gonna look like a pussy that can see.

And that's gonna be Shrek.

Who am I gonna be?

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