309: Reserve 301 Cockneys For One Dollar

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It can only be episode 309 of Regular Features, and you know what that means: more tip-top audio content from the boys what love ya. Joe has been properly researching how to show someone a good time without spending any money, except on spaghetti and string. Steve had a argument with a lady so fierce that a pizza shop burned down, and Log introduces a Cockney-off that promises to completely gentrify Mile End. Cram your buds in your lugs and bang your knees together in unfettered glee!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is the same every week,
0:03.9	and this week is no different because it is a week.
0:07.9	I'm joined by John Lobblythe.
0:10.8	Thank you very much. I'm John Longbred, like he said.
0:13.6	Steve Locke-Tee.
0:15.4	Just call me long.
0:17.7	And I'm Joe Gall Scrabbles, because I'm a backwards kind of guy.
0:23.1	It's a topsy-turvy world you live in.
0:25.1	I don't know why I've launched into the intro when we usually record the intro at the end.
0:28.9	Don't give them this unnecessary peep of our procedural skirts?
0:34.6	Just because we're here.
0:35.9	We can loop back round and record it again
0:38.0	later on if we decide
0:39.1	could I felt really confident about it
0:41.0	I don't know why
0:41.7	I'll take it
0:43.0	what are you got
0:44.5	dog I looked at you
0:47.2	so I should announce that
0:48.5	I got a lot of cockney malarkey
0:50.3	going on
0:51.6	you looked really worried
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