309: Mind on my Manna Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Texas Republicans stop being so damn inclusive, evangelicals complain about the secular nature of anti-lynching rules and end their thought right there, and Don Ford, voice of Fantasy and Adventure, will be here to finally give this show some liberal arts chops.

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Headlines:

Muslim Republican allowed to stay Muslim and Republican, but just barely: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/11/muslim-republican-leader-survives-contentious-vote-in-tarrant-county-texas/

Arab Christians in Israel have a meltdown about crucified Ronald McDonald sculpture: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/14/violence-erupts-over-israeli-museums-sculpture-of-a-crucified-ronald-mcdonald/

Jerry Falwell Junior hates poor people and is a fucking loony tune

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/04/ignoring-jesus-jerry-falwell-jr-dismissed-what-the-poor-give-back-to-society/

Hinduism and Science don’t mix: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46778879?fbclid=IwAR2ibWaHmejPFNshRofKLEJp9kppB3vR1eroJSfX955uj7-Mo5K5G12Kn34

That lady gets to go to Canada:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/11/canada-grants-asylum-to-saudi-woman-who-fled-after-renouncing-islam/

Russian Orthodox leader says smartphones could bring about arrival of Antichrist (10 seconds): https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/10/russian-orthodox-leader-says-smartphones-could-bring-about-arrival-of-antichrist/

Christian hate group urges GOP to exclude LGBTQ people from anti-lynching bill: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/10/christian-hate-group-urges-gop-to-exclude-lgbtq-people-from-anti-lynching-bill/

This Week in Misogyny:

Baptist leader calls toxic-masculinity guidelines “anti-Christian”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/15/southern-baptist-leader-rejects-toxic-masculinity-guidelines-as-anti-christian/

Christian leader objects to lady-legislators photo: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/16/christian-tells-sc-lawmakers-not-to-hang-evil-photo-of-female-legislators/

Egyptian university expels student for hugging fiancee in public: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/15/egyptian-university-expels-student-for-hugging-her-fiance-after-proposal/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oneing the following podcast contains adult language, so either turn it off or stop being such a fucking baby.
0:06.5	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com, Zip Recruiter, and by Dang Griffith, our top patron.
0:16.3	I'm not saying it's a contest. We're just saying Dang is winning. And now The Skating Atheist.
0:24.9	Oh shit.
0:25.9	So I was listening to The Skating Atheist this week, and believe it or not, they ran out of fucking front stingers. Like they totally ran out. Didn't even notice.
0:34.9	What? How the fuck did that happen?
0:36.9	I must not have been paying attention or some shit.
0:39.9	Don't they do the same shit at the beginning of the fucking episode?
0:42.9	Yeah, they do that same quote. We did in fact evolve from Filthy Monkeyman, like that's their stick.
0:49.9	The ones that called us the Bargument podcast, which I guess it works.
0:54.9	Yeah, we're like a virtual bar room we drink and we talk about shit.
0:58.9	Yeah, but we come up with the original shit. We've got fucking different stingers every time.
1:03.9	Yeah, I mean, he does a little hackish to like open every show with the same fucking quote like every time.
1:09.9	Bullshit. Hold my beer.
1:20.9	You
1:28.9	ringing
1:29.9	It's Thursday is January 17th and it's Benjamin Franklin Day.
1:36.9	So uh, everyone write your friends a letter about fucking eating other stuff, too. I know illusions, um, ELA and Bosnick.
1:44.9	Um, he's then right.
1:45.9	And from Staten mainland New Jersey.
1:48.9	Cincinnati Swing State.
1:49.9	And it has been Georgia this is the skating atheist on this week's episode Texas Republicans stop being so damn inclusive.
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