309. Frog Splashing In The Sheets
The Hard Or Soft Show
The Hard Or Soft Show
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 108 minutes
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This week the crew talk the typical men that love bigger women (Yesssterday coded), a guy taking too much time to set up a first date, giving to give vs giving to receive, seeing signs of other people in a person you're datings home, discussing boundaries before going to a swinger party, telling your partner that you want to engage secksually with other people, being in a relationship without adequate communication about your desires, the difference between making love, quickies and f*cking, the different kinks prevalent in each state and MORE! ENJOY!!
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| 0:00.0 | Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever play with my nipples? |
| 0:05.0 | I got nipples too. It's my turn to get tired up. Not in handcuffs, no. I got PTSD. |
| 0:11.0 | Welcome the heart of soul. When men speak, so hopefully somebody will understand. |
| 0:17.0 | When you say freaky, what's freaky? What you mean by freaky? Alright, if I do this, you're not going to tell your friends, right? |
| 0:24.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:28.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:30.6 | You know. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm going to say you. |
| 0:34.6 | You know what you want you to one of two, right? |
| 0:50.3 | All right, pick one of two. |
| 0:52.8 | I know where I'm going. |
| 0:53.3 | One of two. I'll do one. All right, pick one of two. Pick one of two. I know where I'm going. One. Two. I'll do one. All right, there we go. Girl, if you're a plus size woman, I need you to understand that there is a certain kind of guy that is checking for you. And he's hungry. Do you hear me? He wants to eat you. You are the meal. Now, my name is Amur. I'm a dating coach for 16 years. I'm also your very godbrother. I am going to show you the receipts. And let me know if I'm lying in the comments. But here's the thing. Bodybuilders are totally into you. But they're hungry. Literally, they're eating chicken, broccoli, and cuskos all day, every day. And guess what, bitch, no shade. You're the cheat meal. Be the cheat mail for these bodybuilder mokos, okay? Tall, skinny gamers. Girl, they're gaming all night long and just eating chips. Girl, they need to eat. They are hungry. They are into you. You better get with them, |
| 1:45.9 | girl. You better feed them if you know what I mean. Okay. Who else? Black and Hispanic guys, |
| 1:51.6 | they're very much into you. If you go to any cookout, I will tell you that each one of those guys |
| 1:55.6 | is getting two or three plates. They're hungry. They want to eat. Okay? Another guy. Old guys. Girl, they have to eat to |
| 2:05.0 | sustain themselves, girl. They're close to the finish line, girl. They need nutrients, girl. They're hungry. |
| 2:10.6 | They're into you. Also, guys are half your size. Some of them are ICU babies, no shade. |
| 2:17.1 | They've got to eat. |
| 2:18.8 | Their body needs it. |
| 2:20.5 | Yeah, they're into you as well. |
| 2:22.4 | So I want you to feed all of those guys. |
| 2:24.8 | Also the metal heads. |
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