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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

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🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0	Alright, the boxes set.
0:02.0	Okay, Zane.
0:03.0	Remove your blindfold.
0:04.0	It's why is it so big?
0:06.0	Is somebody in there?
0:07.0	Yeah, you guys might not have left on the best note with one another.
0:10.0	Are you pranking me back from the fucking Justin Bieber?
0:13.0	This is nowhere near the Justin Bieber prank bit.
0:16.0	I think just come on out.
0:17.0	Oh my God! I got a parking ticket this morning. Matt. I know. You always get tickets. Do I? I feel like I have not gotten a parking ticket and at least. I know. I was sorry. I was just starting to argue. Oh. No. It was totally my mistake. It was street cleaning, you know. It was in the Monday zone. Street clean are like the,
0:37.7	the most annoying tickets to fucking get. Yeah. First of all, like, isn't it, don't they do street clean like twice a week? On one side, one week and another day, the other side, another day of the week. Why are we cleaning the streets? We need to. It's out late. It's filthy. I think everybody should have their own section to have to clean.
0:55.4	You think so?
0:56.1	Yeah.
0:56.4	Like we have to clean it?
0:57.3	Yeah. We need to. It's out late. It's filthy. I think everybody should have their own section to have to clean.
0:55.4	You think so? Yeah. Like we have to clean it. Yeah. What is it? Like what is that thing like a vacuum? Like is it a giant vacuum?
1:02.3	It's like a big toothbrush kind of thing that just kind of sweeps up anything.
1:06.2	So would you say it's like one of those those Dyson vacuons where it's also
1:10.5	It's also mopping it at the same time? Like what is it doing? I don't know if they're like putting it's like the one of those those dyson vacuons where it's also uh it's also mopping it at the same time like what is it i don't know if they're like putting it's wire bristles yeah it just wire bristles picking up trash collecting it it's just annoying when it's like wait what day is it and which side of the week i'm on and where did i park and they don't do that for anywhere else but the sides. But this, I guess. They never do it for the streets. You're not doing your own like alleys.
1:30.9	Do it for the sides.
1:27.8	But this, I guess.
1:28.8	They never do it for the streets.
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