Hey everyone, I have to take a moment and respond to some statements made on this show a couple

weeks ago when I was not present. Now, I don't listen to this program. I've never had to listen

to my own podcast. I'm not terribly sure what it's about. All of this percolated down to me through

the hate messages I received from the weepy woke people, identity Europa members, sexual offenders,

and other such individuals who contact us. And that gave me the gist of what you

creatures have said. And I feel that I must set the record straight. First off, allow me to settle

this trivial controversy. Yes, it is wrong to have children. I've explained this many times.

Imagine if I built a robot capable of feeling pain. And then I told it I'm going to unplug it in 70

minutes. And then I set it on fire. It would be wheeling around in circles, flailing its flanges,

going, why, why, why, error, error. And now that'd be funny. And we'd all be laughing, of course.

But I've still done a bad thing. Don't have children. There's nothing to do with climate change.

And it's nothing to do with the Jacobin articles by people who fucked up and had kids and are trying

to dilute you all into thinking they didn't fuck up, which we all know they did. We all think that.

Evidence, we don't have kids. There you go. Primary arguments for having kids. I'm bored.

I'm ready for the next stage in life. I want to watch something learn about

dandelions and ethnic cleansing. I'm aging and I've given up on all my dreams. So I have to

offload them onto someone else and a desperate bid for immortality. These are all modeling selfish

reasons for bringing life into existence. You might be thinking, oh, I can program my child to feel

happiness. Well, guess what, Amalie? You can devote your resources right now to those who are

suffering in poverty, to organizations as imperfect as they are that can direct your excess income

towards social justice, political change. And if your only ethical imperative is to create joy,

you can do that by putting LSD in your boss's coffee. Ideally, ideally, we would forge a global

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