308: The Michael-isms Draft

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Call us ASAP as possible—this week we’re drafting Michael’s malapropisms! We dedicate this week to the greatest hits of Michael’s botched, mistaken, and fumbled phrases over the course of the show. We had to stop at five rounds, otherwise this thing could’ve spiraled out of amok. Then we close out the show with a fun round of ‘before and after’ trivia sent in by a listener! Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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