Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my Real Tide Homegirl and my daughter-in-law, the stupendous, Beatrice.

That's me.

We are here to recap a new series from TLC entitled Suddenly Amish.

Jazz hands.

Just the very thought that you would wake up one day and be suddenly Amish, devoid of all of your creature comforts, the conveniences of modernity.

No, all of a sudden, you've got to churn your own butter, you got to milk your own cows,

and you have to fashion your own sanitary napkins.

This sounds like a nightmare.

And six people across the country have signed up for just this nightmare.

And we're going to cover it.

I love it, honestly.

Absolutely.

Now, before we get into a recap, we do have to issue you a disclaimer.

Please, hide your wife and hide your kids.

This is an irreverent podcast.

We have a lot of opinions.

Some of them could be considered insulting.

We don't mean anything by it, but we do not censor ourselves.

No.

And so if you're one of them censored people, you might want to find yourself another podcast.

But if you're ready to be introduced to an entirely new deviant cult, then welcome to this

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