And she's just getting super drunk and she's just not well at all.

And at one point, she says that like her and Orlando Bloom have been flirting.

She's like straddling him, I think, and like sitting on top of him.

And then she goes into like lean in closer to his face.

But she ends up like headbutting him and then knocking her head back and hitting something else.

And she like passes out.

Well, well, well. We are back in the saddle, back together again, ready to record,

ready to sit before you and do a little deep dive on Lily Allen. It's been a

minute since we've done a deep dive on the show. And people say, they say, pop apologists, bring

back the deep dives. And you know what? We are listening to your requests. And who better to deep dive

than Lily Allen? We are truly living in a Lily Allen Renaissance right now. We are with West End

Girl. It's true. It's true. I feel like for a lot of millennial girlies, Lily Allen was,

her music was super popular a long time ago, but she kind of took a step back for a while.

And so we might want to kind of re-familiarize ourselves with who exactly this woman is.

Yeah. She's traveled a long road, at times a hard road. I would just like to come before you and tell you that I did spend the entire day today listening to her memoir.

Okay. So I am completely steeped in all of her, you know, all of her

tales, her life story, everything. And I feel like there's just a lot more to her story

and to her upbringing than I obviously knew about. And I think for most people, like they

won't know everything about her. Yeah. Well, I'm proud of you for two reasons. One, you've really done the work. So thank you. You're showing up today, very prepared. Two, you pronounced it memoir and not memoir, which is we've gotten in trouble for the way we've said. You always say memoir. Like you, memoir. It's always the most theatrical pronunciation of memoir.

It's a lot sexier sounding than biography, autobiography. It's like when someone says fiancé instead of fiancé. Excuse me for trying to add some audio flare to, you know, to our audio-only

job. No, we appreciate it. But without further ado, should we get into the life and loves of Lily Allen?

Yeah, I think that once again, it's a hard road she's been on. And maybe this is because I've read

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