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Some scary comments for customers at a Kansas Home Depot.

Police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the store in Wichita.

A customer alerted employees, a man inside the bathroom, said there was a bomb in the building.

Police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,

and that man told police he warned other guests to leave the restroom because he was, quote, fixing to blow it up,

but had no intention of causing a panic man also told police others in

the room laughed understanding his joke which I'm just not getting

Home Depot says they will not be pressing charges but I can tell you right now

you asked the producer for me to read that, didn't you?

To Ethan now, please.

No.

Hello, boys. Mark.

I just pooped and it smells fabulous.

Lowell.

Welcome to my latest experiment. This is a big one.

It's the Mark and Lowell show. It was a show just for me and you, much like this podcast, where two guys bring you stories and opinions. Our listeners will not laugh. But if we laugh, then people will laugh. Built on 30 years of friendship. You were singing operetically while you were taking the camera. And I was zooming in. And I was zooming in in on my crotch along with a regular cast of pals to help them remember at all camp is the best get your

shit together all right so back to your swamp ass say ho now here's mark and loll

hello and welcome everybody to the Mark and Lowell Show.

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