#308: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 21: Revenge Of The Puppet People ( Count von Count )
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Since the dawn of history, children have loved puppets. Long before Kermit, Gonzo, Lamb Chop, Howdy Doody or even the violent 16th-century antics of Punch and Judy, kids worldwide have been delighted by small lumps of clay, wood and fabric being brought to life by master storytellers. Even with all the distractions of the modern world, puppeteers still manage to delight young and old alike… but there’s a ghastly yin to this goofy yang: terrifying accounts of kids who've had harrowing encounters with small, inhuman, fully autonomous and evidently evil entities who’ve assumed the guise of beloved children's characters in order to stalk the youngest and most innocent among us… here are three true-life accounts of these deranged doll-like beings sent to us by those who experienced it. Count von Count is back …..
Count von Count Encounters:
https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/152-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-10/
https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/203-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-17/
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| 0:00.0 | Evil Science in Magic Boys. Hello and welcome the Kryptonaut podcast |
| 0:24.4 | Pre-Zence Evil Science and Magic Buddies the show within the show |
| 0:29.4 | the conspiracy of the conspiracy the crypto roundtable a listener story The |
| 0:32.6 | crypto round table listener stories part 21 I am Mark stores and with me as always is |
| 0:38.9 | Uncle Rob thank you Rob and I am Chris I'm moving my arms in a very theatrical way because... |
| 0:45.0 | You are. Yes, you know why? No. The goblin milk is filling the streets. |
| 0:48.8 | The pumpkins are in your shoes. The bones are rolling around in your head the ghosts are in your car |
| 0:55.2 | Bear how spooky season. Yeah, I kind of guess you guys are looking at me like I have a problem |
| 0:59.8 | Well, the fucking goblin milk you got you got to work on and you got to work on the, uh... |
| 1:04.0 | What, the pumpkins in your shoes? |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. What else did you say that may not sense? |
| 1:08.0 | A ghost in your car? |
| 1:09.0 | The haunted car is almost okay. |
| 1:11.0 | I mean, there's a little Christine in there. |
| 1:12.0 | I mean, all right, that was the less out there. |
| 1:14.0 | Bones in your head? Okay, fine, if you have a Cavedin skull. |
| 1:16.7 | Was it ghosts in your head or bones? No, it was bones in your head, I think. |
| 1:19.7 | Oh, see, there you go. Yeah, damn it. |
| 1:24.0 | Because that was like Olympus Halloween song, what you say. |
| 1:27.0 | That was an edgy new model. |
| 1:28.0 | Go sit in the car. |
| 1:29.0 | Wait, no, except for so. |
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