307: The Saddest Episode

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to be sad.

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1:20.0	Hey, it's episode 307 of the official podcast. Kyle was already complaining, so we're ready to
1:28.5	ride. Kyle, what are you complaining about today? Yeah, I don't know why I said complaining.
1:34.4	It's a critique. I'm sorry, I don't know why I said he was pretty respectful of that at actually.
1:40.5	Anything he was like sensible, calm, relaxed. I guess I wanted to complain more than anything
1:46.5	and I projected it on the guy. I was complaining about Kyle, which is somebody put a she-hulk
1:51.2	gift in our chat. And I can never tell which ones are actually from the show and which ones is just
1:58.0	a meme where somebody made a she-hulk 3D model and put it in there. No, they're all from the show.
2:03.6	They're all from the show. I know. And that's my point. And every single time, no, it's actually from
2:07.9	the show, but they all look like fucking memes, like something I would make to make fun of the show.
2:11.8	And in this case, it's a meme, sorry, it's a gift where she's clapping her hands doing the Hulk
2:17.6	clap, but she looks like one of those wind-up monkeys with the symbols, you know, like a crank and
2:23.1	then a fucking waddle. Yeah, the hand-revew. Yeah, I can see that. So I heard the show ended.
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