Welcome back, Rectys. September's here. It's going. Hope all the back school's good.

Hope your kid's learning like ours is. But I'm sad to report our son's favorite new book is an astrology book.

It's a mystery how we have this in our house. He found it one day. He goes, read this to me. And I'm reading them going, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking the main character's name's Gemini. And they're like, look at the stars. I'm like, okay, I've read that before. And like, your sign is the twins. It starts talking about you, nap time, not for you. You'd rather make art. I start to put it together going, oh my gosh, it's an astrology book. And he loves it. He's like read it to me again and again and again. Oh, no. It's just telling him like, no, nap time is nap time for you, buddy, Jim and I. I'm a scorpio. I'll hit you. Yeah, he's not a Gemini. You know, it's really easy to deduce because I, I figured out what a Gemini is, and there's only one baby in our friend group born a Gemini. So it's got to be yours. Weird. Wait, so you're into this. This is how the book got it in. I just looked it up.

The girl knows all your friends' signs. Hey, I know you forgot this. Such a typical. It's based off in birthdays, and I know our friends' birthdays. What are you? An Aquarius. I thought you were pescatarian. Both. Oh, okay. It is, that is a bummer, though. Thomas is going to, I mean, you're going to eat vegetables.

He's like, Pisces.

I can't.

Yeah.

You know, okay. It is, that is a bummer, though. Thomas is going to, I mean, you're going to eat vegetables.

He's like, Pisces. I can't. You know, you have to eat them. I like, yeah. I can't believe that's in any kid's book. That's wild that it says, like, naps aren't for me. You don't like maps. Yeah, I'd rather make art. That's crazy. I'd rather make art than nap.

And also what parent is going to love this book?

You know why.

The anti-knap book?

That's why. I'd rather make art than that. And also what parent is going to love this book?

You know why.

The anti-knap book? That's why it's at our house. Someone left it here on purpose. You know, my first children book was a lot of fun. I think my next one, now that I'm really into it, they'd be like, you're such a zany kid. you do everything that's ever told to do.

Yeah.

You're so obedient.

Whoa.

You're a Capricorn.

You love getting spanked. Yeah. You love timeout. You're at cancer. You're quiet after the sun goes down. Why not? And then they're like, yeah, I guess I am. Why don't we read stuff like that to them? Yeah. Coming soon. My horoscope. Yeah. The second book, Manifest Destiny. Oh, wow. There you go. That is funny. That's totally why that's here. Someone was like, we don't want this at our house. That happens to a lot of our kids, our friends' toys. They just kind of get left here. You're getting the sloppy seconds from your friend's toys, you think?

Yeah, I think so.

Dang, I didn't know that happened.

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