You're a sellout, Jackie Smith.

People have often said so, Ian, as I get older, even worse.

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

This is amazing news.

I mean, it'll be disappointing to some of our listeners, but tell them what you're referring to.

I have a bit of an apology to make because we put the tickets for For the Many Live at the Hippodrome in Leicester Square on Easter Monday, as opposed to Easter Sunday, as I said in the little emergency bit. We put them on sale,

I think at midday on Thursday. And initially, I only put them on sale for members of the

Discord group, because I thought, well, if they're sort of such fans that they're in the Discord

group, they probably deserve a little bit of priority

booking anyway about eight o'clock i mean by eight o'clock about i don't know 60 or 70 had been sold

so i said to giles who's our promoter from giddy aunt productions oh my giddy aunt my

my mother used to always say that um i said oh well flip the switch now

we'll put them we'll put them on general sale um and they've all gone all 300 of them have gone

we're more popular than we thought we are or do you you think it is sexy Wezzie that is the attraction?

People think that he's going to come on stage all oiled up.

Well, I think that was me saying yesterday that I wanted to oil him up because listeners need to know that this is the same venue as they do Magic Mike, isn't it?

I had never heard of Magic Mike before, but everyone else seems to know. I had.

Had you now?

I'm sure some of our, well, I know for a fact, because, for example, lovely Kevin Peel suggested on my Facebook page that he would come if there was a bit of that sort of action going on.

Very disappointed.

Maybe we could charge extras.

Well, people are already ready.

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