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Tellum Steve Dave!

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. Unfortunately, well, right out of the gate we've got a name a post-hole of the week.

Let's pull the two weeks maybe. That's right, be cute.

Really?

Yes. Scheduled to record last Wednesday. Hold out, this schedule was too tight.

Too heavy with obligation. He's a busy dude though, you can't deny that.

Very busy. He's touring, he's doing the show, he's going to Brett Michael concerts.

When I found that out, that's what I knew that we had a post-hole of the week that he would rather go below Brett Michael's behind stage, backstage like a groupie, then a...

Oh, he got back to the show.

Come on. Did he get the talk to Brett Michael's?

I don't know, I don't think he did. I mean, I don't think he wanted to. He went with somebody else who I guess wanted to.

So, he, yeah, value point.

Well, Brett Michael's not even, not even poison.

That's tough, you know what I mean? He only has a few free moments in his schedule.

I mean, Brett Michael's concert is only going to happen once, twice in this area, maybe ever again.

I don't know, I don't think he'll keep touring.

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