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The Basement Yard

#305 - This Is A Children's Show?!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe discover a new children's show from another country that features a man with a massive dong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard

0:02.0

Duh

0:04.0

We're back. Oh the basement boys are back

0:07.4

First you gotta put your thousand to it. Oh, don't start that. I was gonna keep going

0:12.1

Is that my neck my back my pussy my crack? You damn it is. I don't think that's the whole no the title song

0:16.9

Is my back my neck my back my pussy my crack that my pussy my crack thing is out of the title

0:20.5

It's just my oh yeah, it is my neck my back but in parentheses. Maybe pussy and crack maybe I mean you put the pussy in the parentheses

0:27.1

That's the way it goes. Yeah, what are you also not really sexy to call it your crack?

0:33.2

Yeah, if if I were to send my ass if Becca was like yo like you know like I don't even know there's no sexy way to ask so many

0:40.9

Booty eat. Well, did you say booty but eat?

0:44.6

Like that's what I say it like your eat ass. Yes. Yeah, he is the accepted. It don't says booty anymore. I don't know

0:50.2

I don't want to fucking 98. Yeah, what's the fuck? I don't know if wow that is a good booty

0:54.8

I just hate it. Yeah, anyone that says that now quit

0:59.4

But imagine a woman just being like I bet you want to lick my crack. I'd be like what are you all plumber?

1:05.6

What are you talking about? You're crack. When you say crack it sounds inherently sweaty and gross. Yeah like a crack

1:12.6

Yeah, I'm picking like an old hairy ass. Exactly like what when you think of a crack? It's not a pleasant thing

1:18.4

No like a crack in the sidewalk something's broken your mother's back maybe

1:22.5

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, stop on the crack you break your mother's back and I don't want to do that

1:25.9

But you're talking the crack you fucking break your mother's heart. Yeah, what happens to your mom's back then nothing

1:31.2

But she's upset

1:33.8

But yeah, like if there's no sexy way to say like what are you gonna see like I guess you just got to lean in dirty like I'm gonna fucking

1:40.1

Munch on your ass hole

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