Hello, this is Ian Dale, your junior co-host here. Now, apologies for the delay in uploading this week's edition. Apparently, it's got too much length or too much girth, or possibly both. So what we've decided to do is split it into two. So in this podcast, you will hear all of our political analysis. So this is part one. And in part two,

which you'll need to download separately, you've got questions and answers. And it is worth

downloading that one, I promise you. So apologies for that. I'll leave you now to your

listening pleasure.

Don't tell me you're sorry because you're not. And baby, when I know you're only sorry you've got caught.

I thought that was quite an appropriate way to start today.

Very, very good, Ian.

I don't know what you're referring to.

No.

No, of course.

Must be Operation Save Beat Dog.

Where did that come from?

What the absolute fuck is that all about?

Well, we know what it's all about.

But of course, what we have to realize is that...

This is not a party.

This is not a party.

I mean, you couldn't make this shit up, could you really?

It's been an emotional roller coaster of a week, hasn't it? I've spent most of the week feeling really flipping angry or just laughing at the meme-tastic opportunities that our

Prime Minister has provided us with. But that's the thing. When people not only lose trust in you, but they laugh at you,

it doesn't get much worse than that, does it for a politician? No. And it's well and truly

cutting through as well, isn't it? So, I mean, to be honest, Tory MPs and front benches and everything aren't even

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