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🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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(00:00:00) — Airline rage: JetBlue snacks, Delta trauma, and Biscoff as a war crime.
(00:03:30) — Zach Bryan’s sobriety post + Brianna Chickenfry déjà vu.
(00:11:05) — Queen Camilla’s “weight loss” gaffe + hypnotist diets of the British elite.
(00:17:10) — Meghan Markle’s Harper’s Bazaar profile: duchess announcements & jam philosophy.
(00:26:40) — The NYT surrogacy scandal: forged signatures, Zoom fraud, and 15 children.
(00:37:12) — Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Jessi, Jordan’s TikTok blackmail, and a chaotic marriage.
(00:41:55) — Meghan King loses custody: the strange CPS timeline.
(00:44:16) — Bill Belichick at 24-year-old girlfriend’s adult cheer nationals + Jordon Hudson’s glam.
(00:47:33) — RHOSLC: Todd & Bronwyn’s surreal open-marriage convo.
(00:53:40) — Britani vs. Jared: creek fights, wedge heels, and fifth-grade flirting.
(00:56:00) — Lisa & John Barlow: marriage unraveling on camera.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everyone. Chandler and I are releasing the Global Elites episode today for everyone. And the reason for this is basically Spotify is having an issue posting premium feeds right now. And our choice is either to delay everyone who subscribes on Spotify from hearing the episode or to just |
| 0:23.7 | release it to everyone. So our Spotify subscribers can hear it. So today's rocky day. If you are |
| 0:30.4 | not a global elite, you get a taste of what it's like. And I would urge you to maybe consider |
| 0:37.2 | joining. It's a really fun way to support the show |
| 0:41.0 | and get another episode of Pop Apollogist every week. And I will just say 20, 2020, 2020, |
| 0:48.5 | 2020 is going to be a banger year for global elites. So without further ado, please enjoy this episode and I'm |
| 0:58.1 | excited for you all to hear it. Well, well, well, welcome everybody to another global |
| 1:09.0 | elites episode, together with Lauren and Chandler. |
| 1:12.9 | Together with us in the third person. We were only going to be talking the third person today. |
| 1:16.6 | It's going to be a really fun experience for everyone. |
| 1:19.4 | Lauren, you have another travel day in front of you. |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah. So I came up here on Tuesday. We recorded for the Wednesday episode. And then yesterday we recorded |
| 1:30.6 | a deep dive on Lily Allen. So that's coming out December 3rd. And then we went to a little |
| 1:35.9 | influencer event, which was fun. And then tomorrow, tomorrow, today, I'm going home, |
| 1:42.5 | but we're recording this before I leave. So yeah, I'm back on JetBlue, you know, I'm going to indulge in the Mediterranean Bowl, probably. What, yeah, what kind of snacks do they have on JetBlue? I haven't flown it in a while. Thank you for asking. There's goldfish. There's Grunovers. There's those Biscoff cookies, which I think are horrendous. Well, I'm so glad you bring that up because my biggest gripe, I fly Delta a lot, not to brag, typically flying, you know, basic economy. That's the, that's the tier where you don't get your money back at all. In fact, I think they charge you more if you cancel. Yeah. But that's typically like the airline I'm flying. And I'm so sick of the same bullshit snacks. I'm so |
| 2:18.7 | sick of the sun chips or the Biscoff cookies. I'm sick of it. I literally, I never want to have |
| 2:25.8 | another sunship ever again in my entire, in my mortal life. Is it a collective human experience |
| 2:30.5 | that when Biskopf first hit the scene, it was kind of like a new, interesting flavor. |
| 2:36.1 | Like, do you remember your first time having a Biscoff cookie on a flight? |
| 2:38.7 | Once again, so glad you asked. |
| 2:40.0 | I remember my first time having the Biscop kind of butter from Trader Joe's and being like, |
| 2:44.3 | what is this nectar? |
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