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daily I see what you're saying. We got these new pretzels covered in chido dust and they're the

fucking most delicious thing we've ever had. That sounds decadent.

That is such a weird thing to say decadent about? But like, I don't disagree.

I think what I hate about this movie the most

is the unrealistic depiction of high school drummers getting laid.

Todd, tell me the true answer.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

to disappoint you mikey but um I struggled a lot in that arena in high school

I'd be very very honest with you about that.

Thank you for tuning into horror version on Paige. I'm Mikey.

And I'm your Virgin Todd apparently actual Virgin Todd I hope these turns to be self-evident

Actually if anybody in the high school band was getting sex it was probably drummers but I was not one of those

drummers I like that he called it getting sex uh if anyone in high school was

getting sex in our band it was probably the drummers like you were a drummer in your band

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