305 - “I want to fight you.”

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	Anna G Hutchins on Instagram send us this Jake I always thought it'd be so fun to like start your favorite
0:05.4	podcast and then hear your name.
0:07.1	Your full name gets three seconds.
0:09.1	Yeah so have you heard about the enhanced games?
0:13.6	Yes, we called this.
0:15.8	Yeah, kind of.
0:16.7	We asked for this.
0:17.7	Yeah, basically we talked a while back
0:20.0	since Timman's been here about steroids.
0:22.7	And yeah, they're basically making an Olympics
0:25.0	version, a version of the Olympics where you can use steroids.
0:28.2	Yeah, I forget what we said exactly,
0:30.0	but I think we said something like,
0:31.4	I'd like to see a version of the major leagues where they're allowed to take steroids and do the home run derby.
0:35.8	Yeah, they're described as the 21st century Olympics without drug testing.
0:40.0	Yeah. So what are we most excited to see?
0:43.0	I think, like do we know what's going to be,
0:48.0	because it's just the normal Olympics?
0:49.0	I haven't even clicked on anything about it.
0:52.0	You want me to look a little bit more into it?
0:53.2	See what do I want to see? I mean I want to see a javelin be thrown out of the stadium.
0:57.0	Oh my gosh yeah. I want I want bystanders to be in danger when the javelin is being thrown.
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