305: He Pulled a Gun on Me

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	I hate the smell of pumpkins though.
0:02.0	I don't like pumpkin seeds, either. You don't even like roasted pumpkin seeds? Give me a pepita. What is a pepita? Oh. Yeah, dude. Pupita seeds. Pumpkin seeds. You like pumpkin seeds. You are kidding me? I don't like pumpkins seeds. I like pepitas. I cannot believe they're the same thing. We are good to go. Are we live? are live.
0:22.7	All right,
0:23.1	all right.
0:23.6	Let's get it. Yeah. Welcome, welcome, welcome. All the places you'll go. Is that your favorite Dr. Seuss book? Oh, the places you'll go? No, it just says it right behind me. One fish, two fish, redfish, bluefish. That was the first book I read.
0:39.1	That's a banger.
0:39.9	Yeah.
0:40.4	Oh, yeah, that's like straight up bars.
0:42.1	It's almost like a poem, really, too.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:44.3	They should do that instead of the llama pajama song.
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:48.8	They do the rap thing.
0:49.9	Yes.
0:50.5	That one also walk it in my pocket.
0:52.8	That one goes really hard. I've seen people do
0:55.1	reddish about that. I've actually never seen the movie. There's no walk it in my pocket.
0:59.9	No, no. No, the cat in the hat movie. Sorry, I thought we're on my pocket. Cat in the Hat is a really good movie.
1:06.9	Like, surprisingly good. I love Cat in the Hat. That was Mom's dress. You ruined it. Honey, it was ruined when she bought it. Is that Cat in the Hat's character? He talks just like that? No, he just does so many different bits throughout it. It's Michael, it's Mike Myers playing. Oh, it is. Yeah. Oh, wow. And he's just such a hand.
1:28.2	It was ruined when she bought it.
1:31.5	You pay this woman to sit on kids?
1:34.5	I do it for free.
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