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#305: Batches of Patches

Tell Em Steve-Dave

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

621214, Bob, Tv & Film, Comic, Secret, Stash, Jokers, Smodcast, Jay, Book, Comedy, Silent, Men, Impractical

4.97.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes

Transcript

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0:00.0

Kevin Smith's latest flick, Yoga Hoasers, is now streaming courtesy of Flix Fling.

0:05.0

See the film the way some would say it would be best seen, while you're blazed in surfing the

0:09.6

internet in the comfort and privacy of your own home. Feel like a 12-year-old girl again,

0:14.7

even if you never actually wore one. Yoga Hoasers, it's a kids movie from the guy who made his

0:19.6

career with clerks and then tried to destroy it with Tusk. Rent or own Yoga Hoasers right now on Flix Fling.

0:30.4

My face is now a toilet apparently.

0:54.0

What would have happened if you talked it again?

1:00.1

Are you able to read the read-out lab?

1:16.4

Tell them Steve Dave.

1:17.6

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave and I'm going to need you

1:22.4

boys to carry it because I'm going to get raspier and raspier as the show goes on. It's going on.

1:30.9

Monday, Monday. Monday I went into like an ENT because I've been coughing since like April.

1:37.7

Coughed all through the summer. Like we'd be doing a shot and all of a sudden I would just like

1:41.9

think you feel this like tickling in the back of your throat.

1:46.4

And then I would just be like a coughing fit for like a couple minutes. So I went in and they

1:52.0

put you under and I haven't been coughing since so I don't know if she like clipped something

1:56.5

back there. She never did so. Yeah. Take a sore throat for like two days but now like for some

2:04.3

reason my my voice is going. Put the coffin to gone. I haven't been coughing. I haven't had to

2:10.4

use that syrup that Coding syrup that I can purple drank. They gave you Coding syrup? Yeah.

2:17.7

Isn't that like controlled substance? It ain't no value? Yeah they know. It's a Coding though is

2:24.2

like if I were a hardcore alcoholic and they gave me a wine cooler. Oh okay. That's the way I look

2:28.8

at it anyway. Unless I really don't have any interest in going back to getting your rocks off. Yeah.

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