It is a time of fear and unrest.

Emperor Nermet Bundeloy rules the galaxy with an iron fist and also a planet crusher.

Crusher.

Now, Zima Knight, Plegdex etter and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy

to defeat whackness, bring balance to the space and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This is mission to seek.

Oh, yeah, Bargit, what's up?

Oh, you know, I'm glad you asked Bargit.

I don't think the scrolls themselves are magical.

I think it's more like a formula for you to change the shape of a ship.

Yeah, they're not magic.

They're not really spells.

No.

Then why are you carrying around a lot?

I decided to pick up a second wood saber for like, type quarters.

So this is like a sort of close combat.

Okay.

It sure that qualifies as a full fight of saber.

Okay, well, it's sort of like a wood dagger.

So to clarify, let me just take everything you said back.

You can't do anything.

Well, you know, Bargit, let me actually read to you a little bit from these ancient scrolls.

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