#304: "Tiger Woods is Important to Tennis" with Ruben Paul

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

On this edition of Punch Drunk Sports hosts Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault, and the Fight Nanny tear into the most urgent sports story of the past week -- preseason NBA basketball.
Joined by guest Ruben Paul, they also discuss recent NFL action, the MLB playoffs, and finally the insanity that was UFC 229.
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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando Ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	For the thousands in attendance
0:32.0	and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the main event!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard raw.
0:48.0	This brother, come on.
0:50.0	Zip it.
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Oh, shut up!
0:59.2	You're staying it for all people.
1:01.2	I would get her pregnant.
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