304: The GymCastic Olympics (Commissioned)
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GymCastic: The Gymnastics Podcast
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🗓️ 16 May 2018
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
This week's episode is commissioned by Club Gym Nerd Member Alison and her Gym Boys, Foster, Quint, Valis, and Aaron, who commissioned an episode all about THE GYMCASTIC OLYMPICS. It's our Olympics, and we can cry if we want to. We also get to select our all-time, all-star Olympic teams without any stupid limitations like geographical borders or the concept of time—don't worry, the power goes immediately to our heads and turns us crazy—and decide where it's going to be held, how much AI is involved (a lot), what extra medals will be awarded that are definitely better than bars or whatever, and exactly which acts will be performed in the super tacky gala. You know, the important stuff. Come for us drafting our all-time personal Olympic teams, stay for the fight about whether Phillip Boy is sexy enough to be in a promotional rap video for our Olympics. So yeah, it goes off the rails right quick. If you have half as much fun listening to this episode as we had recording it...
Time Stamps: The Draft (7:33), The Event (39:21), Special Teams (1:00:54), Gala (1:22:44)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Remember the show is PG-13 so you might hear a naughty word or two. |
| 0:04.0 | The gala. The most important part. |
| 0:07.0 | There could not be a gymnastic Olympics without a super crazy as tacky as possible gala. |
| 0:15.6 | So because I have Alicia Sacramone |
| 0:18.8 | and Kevlino Poonor both of my team, |
| 0:21.2 | they will do a comedy bars. |
| 0:24.4 | And they're gonna invite. |
| 0:27.3 | This episode is brought to you by simple contacts |
| 0:30.2 | to get $30 off your contacts. You to simple context.com slash gym or enter the |
| 0:36.6 | code gym at checkup. Today is a very special club gym nerd commissioned episode. |
| 0:44.2 | The Gymcastic Olympics of awesomeness! |
| 0:48.0 | This is episode 204, no 304 you guys for May 16 16th 2018 and welcome to the number one |
| 0:54.8 | gymnastics podcast in the galaxy I'm Jessica and I'm here with Spencer from the |
| 0:59.3 | balance beam situation and today's episode has been commissioned by club gym nerd member |
| 1:05.2 | Allison and her gym boys Foster Quint Valis and Aaron and Allison requested an |
| 1:11.8 | episode on the Gymcastic Fantasy Olympics. |
| 1:15.0 | Ha! Greatest idea ever of all time! |
| 1:19.0 | So Allison says, quote, it's the Gymcastic Olympics and I want to hear who is competing, who will |
| 1:25.1 | medal, gymnast, Olympian or not, from any quad ever and whatever country can |
| 1:30.6 | compete on your team, what would be the most exciting lineup, where would you |
| 1:35.3 | hold it on the island of Gymcastica? Who would give a Russian death stare to who, etc? |
| 1:42.0 | This is, we love it. |
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