304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 17 January 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish a weekly podcast coming
0:20.0	to you from the QI offices in Covenant Garden.
0:23.4	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin and
0:28.3	Ange Zinsky and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:32.8	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:38.4	Starting with you, Andy.
0:40.6	My fact is that in Britain alone unnecessary emails create nearly 24,000 tons of carbon
0:48.1	every year.
0:49.1	Wow, yeah.
0:50.4	You guys always give me crap for not replying to my emails.
0:54.2	I'm the most environmentally conscious of us.
0:57.1	It's the fair Dan, the number of emails that you send which are completely pointless, outweighs
1:03.5	that you don't send many.
1:05.7	You're actually, we often don't get emails in reply to the important stuff from you and
1:10.4	then we'll be like, Dan must be away from his computer and then suddenly you'll be like,
1:13.4	hey guys, did you see this ridiculous meme?
1:15.7	No one gives a shit about this.
1:17.7	Okay, I can't listen.
1:18.7	I didn't like this.
1:19.7	How has you not?
1:20.7	I've gone against what I was hoping it would be.
1:22.8	So what this is, this is a calculation done by an energy company called OVO and they
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