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Awsten + Travis’ Slumber Party

304: DJ Wattpad (Guest: Joe Ragosta)

Awsten + Travis’ Slumber Party

Awsten + Travis, the good boys

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Awsten + Travis reveal that the podcast is scripted, mythbust Awsten's pubic hair, and revise the story they're reading.

Transcript

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0:00.0

FARCin' work.

0:09.0

The goddamn nightmare.

0:12.0

Okay. I don't know how Lucas handles this shit every day.

0:15.3

Lucas doesn't have to handle shit. He's probably he goes to bed at like 7 PM now.

0:18.9

Yeah, my boy knows how to fucking relax. I'm like the lady on the visit. Have seen the visit to no it's where the old people go

0:26.8

fucking crazy at night and the old lady's like the old lady's fucking naked like scratching.

0:35.0

I already liked this. Yeah

0:37.3

And so yeah, I did fall asleep sitting on the couch last night. So

0:41.0

Really? Because you're a thousand years old?

0:44.0

What were you watching that you fell asleep on the couch?

0:46.0

I was clipping coupons and I fell asleep on the couch and then I, uh, the only thing that woke me up was the

0:51.4

piss running down my leg because my diaper got too bad.

0:55.0

I'm elderly. I'm like Jeff.

0:58.0

Whoever is editing this should note that in one breath pretty much he said how rich he is also that he

1:05.1

clives a coupon and devotees will remember this is a Saturday meaning that he

1:11.7

did it on a goddamn Friday night on a Friday

1:14.3

Joe how do you save all that money the song streamed a million copies also I gotta

1:19.4

clip these coupons on the couch alone tonight.

1:24.0

He's the fucking worst.

1:28.0

Okay, well,

1:30.0

as everyone can tell by now I I'm sure, this is the faint thick podcast that we do.

1:37.0

Where are you going?

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