5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Awsten + Travis reveal that the podcast is scripted, mythbust Awsten's pubic hair, and revise the story they're reading.
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0:00.0 | FARCin' work. |
0:09.0 | The goddamn nightmare. |
0:12.0 | Okay. I don't know how Lucas handles this shit every day. |
0:15.3 | Lucas doesn't have to handle shit. He's probably he goes to bed at like 7 PM now. |
0:18.9 | Yeah, my boy knows how to fucking relax. I'm like the lady on the visit. Have seen the visit to no it's where the old people go |
0:26.8 | fucking crazy at night and the old lady's like the old lady's fucking naked like scratching. |
0:35.0 | I already liked this. Yeah |
0:37.3 | And so yeah, I did fall asleep sitting on the couch last night. So |
0:41.0 | Really? Because you're a thousand years old? |
0:44.0 | What were you watching that you fell asleep on the couch? |
0:46.0 | I was clipping coupons and I fell asleep on the couch and then I, uh, the only thing that woke me up was the |
0:51.4 | piss running down my leg because my diaper got too bad. |
0:55.0 | I'm elderly. I'm like Jeff. |
0:58.0 | Whoever is editing this should note that in one breath pretty much he said how rich he is also that he |
1:05.1 | clives a coupon and devotees will remember this is a Saturday meaning that he |
1:11.7 | did it on a goddamn Friday night on a Friday |
1:14.3 | Joe how do you save all that money the song streamed a million copies also I gotta |
1:19.4 | clip these coupons on the couch alone tonight. |
1:24.0 | He's the fucking worst. |
1:28.0 | Okay, well, |
1:30.0 | as everyone can tell by now I I'm sure, this is the faint thick podcast that we do. |
1:37.0 | Where are you going? |
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