Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am Delia. I'm one of your hosts and I'm here with Mary Real Dight Homegirl and my daughter-in-law, the beauteous Beatrice.

That's me. We are here to take your phone calls, honey. Because apparently you've got some stuff to

say, and we want to hear it. We don't hear it. We want to hear it. We want to respond to it.

Before we get into your phone calls, we do want to issue you a disclaimer. Warning. Warning.

We're stupid. Objectively. This is an irreverent podcast. We don't care about social mores and social norms and being nice.

We don't care.

And so if you're...

This ain't for you, honey, boo-boo.

You might want to find yourself another dumpster.

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I believe we can manifest.

Maybe 6,000 subscribers.

I believe. I would love it. You got to believe. That's right, 2026. By the end of the year. That'd be great. Get to 6,000. Thank you in heaven. Thanks. And also, if you want to call in, because we have four more episodes of sister wives, and I think it's going to get enraging and people are going to want to off gas.

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You have 90 seconds.

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