Salutations, possums, fantana here. Listen, today's show is going to be a best of,

not because we didn't want to do a show, not because we don't love you, not because we've got a

case of the Mondays. Well, I'll tell you why. We had a wonderful weekend, which will recap

this coming Tuesday, which is tomorrow. But since Mike's desk is broadcast desk is arriving

around two and three today, we thought it'd be best to wait till the full studio. The new studio

setup was ready before it went live. So till then, enjoy this wonderful best of the Michael Mairisho.

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It's the Michael Mairisho with Michael Maira, Oscar Santana and Rob Spiewatt.

Now here's Mike. It's a great joke. It's an old man's joke.

You know what it is? I would qualify that as a golf course joke.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. So now the joke that I told last year, that I told you guys about the

three women on the beach. Yes, I remember. And you're about to be when the tide comes in.

That's the punchline. Yeah.

The guy tells the joke to me yesterday. I said, I got another good one for you.

And this one, you know, you're old and you're and the guy's looking at you in the eye and you're

the one that told him the joke originally. Oh, no. Really? But it's commonplace. It's completely

accepted, especially from guys that tell jokes all the time. Like what it is, it's part of an

oral history. It's how jokes live on. They're not always written down. Speaking of oral history,

that was the last joke I was. Yeah. That's true. It's so true. I guess, because I

have my parents aren't funny. And they don't laugh at jokes. They don't make jokes that much.

So it's that my dad tries to make a joke. He doesn't tell joke. You got a great sense of humor.

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