Hello and welcome to 2022.

It's Ian Dale and Jackie Smith.

And we are here to bring joy and laughter into your life in the new year.

Because let's face it, you've had a crap Christmas, haven't you? Hopefully, you haven't been too locked down. You've got the chance

to see your family. You've managed to fall out with them. Now is the time to make friends again

as we venture

blinking into the new year full of excitement, Vim and Vigour. Are you full of excitement,

Vim and Vigur? Do you remember Vim? Wasn't that the thing you used to clean the bath with?

Yes. Yes, my mum used to have that. Didn't that become GIF? But it's not quite the same. You don't get, the Vim used to be like a powder, didn't it?

And you scattered it on the bath to get all the scum off in the olden days when we were more dirt.

It was a bit rough.

Well, if you didn't clean it out the bath properly, you sat on it. It was a bit like sitting on a sandy bit underneath your bum.

That was when toilet paper wasn't soft.

Eyes all medicated.

Indeed.

These youngans, I know.

Can you still get that?

Yeah.

That was horrible, wasn't it?

Yes. What else did we have we had we had opal fruits didn't we made to make your mouth water it's so pitiful we've got to that stage in our career where we're

basically going to be on all of those programs about, you know,

the 70s. Yeah, what was great about the time? Why didn't they bring back spangles? They were really nice. Our younger listeners are thinking, what? What are they going on about? Life was so much better,

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