Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham and you are.

Sakeer Starma.

Sarkier Stalin, who is a man...

Kier Starma!

Frickering the Foundations. A man who is now more impersonated, I think, than anybody has ever been impersonated.

He's now... I mean, we've got people ringing in just at random now, just an impersonations of him.

Yeah, my theory is, you know, so people

say, why does Rachel

Reeves talk like an asshole?

I think she just does a constant impression

of Keir Stahlerma.

I actually said this.

They actually sound the same. I said this the other day

that they're sort of morphing into one person.

It would be like secure thieves.

And, you know, with the fucking rich of the third haircut.

Actually, they don't look that different.

But they are.

I mean, how fucking useless going to.

I mean, we say this every week.

And every week, I think to myself,

they can't, surely, to God, get any more useless when we did this last week we didn't know about the book that was coming out

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