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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:30.6	It'll change your life.
0:32.8	Mechanical nose hair trimmer.
0:33.7	Not electronic.
0:35.0	It's a little pincher.
0:35.4	Oh! No, it's actually good.
0:36.7	It changed my life. That looks like it circumcises. Stop. It's a little pincher. Oh. No, it's actually good. It changed my life. That looks like it circumcizes. That looks like something out of f***. Oh my God. It does like your finger trot? Okay. What drink is that? Okay. Green juice. It's like the, you know the sparkling ice? Yes. But it's like the off brand. Okay. The generic. And it tastes fucking generic too. It does not taste good at all. Yeah, you don't see like much green drinks that much. Yeah. And you get like the thing is that the red like, like, you know red dot like die 40 or red. What is it? Red 40. Red 40. That's got to be worse. Green 40? Because to me that color is more dangerous than any red. Right. It smells like Baja Blast. Ooh. Very similar. Oh my God. Is that the, um, the, the, did you try the purple one at your little shoot that you did with talk about? How was it? It was delicious. The Baja Blast Midnight.
1:28.6	It's like, yeah, I would say like a grape-flavored Baja blast. I've always loved grape. I'm waiting for them to come out with the diet version of it. Because I like, I like my diet Baja Blast. Well, you saw I just got a can of a 12 pack of those. Ooh, yeah, oh, the zero sugar ones.
1:44.9	Oh, that's nice.
1:46.0	But they're caffeinated, right?
1:47.9	Um, I just got a can of a 12 pack of those. Ooh, yeah, with the zero sugar ones.
2:01.6	Oh, that's nice. But they're caffeinated, right? I don't know. Yes. Because Mountain Dew is like one of the most like caffeinated. Yes, they all, the thing is that they all have caffeine. Every soda has caffeine unless it's like the gold Coke. Crickeye doesn't have caffeine. Sprite doesn't have caffeine. Shut up. Sprite does not have caffeine. You can get Sprite doesn't have caffeine.
2:03.6	There's no way.
2:04.6	Did y'all Gold Coke. Sikryte doesn't have caffeine. Rupier doesn't have caffeine. Shut up. It does. Sprite does not have caffeine.
2:01.6	You can get Sprite.
2:02.6	Fanta doesn't have caffeine.
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