Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs U, the Revenge of A Blaken, the erotic adventures of Hercules, the wackiest-covered wagon in the West.

Alice's adventures through the windshield glass. They came to Bergle Carnegie Hall.

Two minus three equals negative fun. Man versus nature, the road to victory. Designated drivers, the life-saving nerds, the decapitation of Larry Ledfoot,

ILM for murderousness. Alice doesn't live anymore. The boat-jacking of SuperShip 79. Smoke yourself thin. Firecrackers, the silent killer.

P is for psycho. Led paint, delicious, but deadly. And calling all Quakers.

Son of Sanfordonson. And here comes the metric system.

BTS!

SMACK ME! Wells is in Metralsis! It's a home run!

He calls me the worst name ever.

What did he call you?

I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it.

Fat camp? No! The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Runger album.

It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?

You're some other gonna think that's poetry.

Hey, cheer up. It's Taco Tuesday.

Now it's your turn. So get out there and have some fun.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of TVTL.

Oh, you're gonna love the Liff and Tweedle auditus.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Podcasts are the future of show business.

My name is Luke Burbank on your host.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

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