Video posted to YouTube Wednesday shows a man pouring milk on himself and running through Walmart wearing nothing but shoes, socks and a Halloween mask.

Well, first question I would have would be why. You know, why would they want to do it?

T-B-T-L!

Scrap that man to me again.

Well, I already told him that 10 and he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

One more vampire joke and I'm gonna walk right back there, go into my coffin and I'm not coming out, okay?

We may have created a monster in the lab.

It's not a monster. It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.

You scared me. You gotta like, you know, like say something before you touch me.

I'm sorry, I failed you both as a scary monster and a friend.

Well hello, good morning and welcome everyone.

To a Halloween edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Don't stay in my house if you're dark-sided.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

Perchstop, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, what a fun day.

Oh my god, I'm freaking out!

For us to bring you the program, even though I spent the last hour before I turned this microphone on,

just furiously trying to clear my still somewhat cold constricted throat of all manner of, you know,

flim and the light.

But uniquely fine mist penetrates deep into your sinuses, throat and lungs.

So, get ready for that.

Really, the terrifying, the most terrifying part of your day on this Halloween is,

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