302 - The Count of Monte Cristo
Romancing the Pod
Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser
4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
“Satan has a summer home in his voice box.”
This week's most romantic movie is... The Count of Monte Cristo. This film has everything: Terrible sense of directions, Montel-style paternity reveals, And landlocked sea-leg maintenance. If you love Spirit Halloween, goatee-level disguises, and the count of sandwiches, this episode's for you!
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| 0:00.0 | you better not have no planes tonight |
| 0:06.0 | movie time and it's feeling right |
| 0:10.0 | you're looking for a love than last |
| 0:14.0 | you'll find it a romance in the podcast |
| 0:20.0 | ooh ooh baby had me a hello. |
| 0:24.0 | Ooh, I love you. |
| 0:26.2 | I know. |
| 0:28.0 | Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings. |
| 0:32.1 | Ooh, ah, I'll have what she's having. |
| 0:36.0 | Thank you for tuning into romancing the pod |
| 0:37.7 | You had us at hello |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Paige Wesley |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm Todd Schlosser |
| 0:41.3 | And this week Paige made us watch |
| 0:43.6 | The Count of Monte Cristo |
| 0:46.0 | Technically you chose it from three blind picks |
| 0:49.4 | That I allowed for you |
| 0:50.4 | I wanted to watch Lady Chatterley's lover |
| 0:52.6 | Of course you did Paige There's nothing you like more than a smuddy romance novel come to life. True. Or maybe you're just super into early 1900s wheelchair design. Who knows? Wicker. It's honestly featured in that movie more than you think. Quite a bit. But Paige, this can't have been the first time you saw the Count of Monte Cristo. No, and I, as I was thinking about this earlier this morning, as I was watching it, I was actually thrilled to tell you that the first time I saw this movie was my senior year of high school. Wow, really? That late. That kind of surprises me. Well, and I had to watch it in French. Wait, you watched a French dub of the movie? Yes, that is correct. And... that was the first time you saw it? That's correct. Maddening. I would lose my mind. I'm sorry. Oh, and not because, listen, I know it's a French story. I'm not saying that. But like, having to watch this great movie in a language you don't like speak and are just learning in class would be like, oh my God, whose son is Superman? |
| 1:45.9 | What is happening? |
| 1:46.7 | We'll get to Henry Cavill in a second. |
| 1:48.6 | Of course we will. |
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