#302: Stardust Ranch Part 3: E.T.S. and Exorcists
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
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🗓️ 21 August 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Having declared war on the malevolent metaphysical forces slaughtering his animals and infesting his home, John Edmonds was unprepared for the escalation of violence and stunned by a new wave of sinister spectral assailants. But what he’d initially assumed were just the restless dead proved to have more divergent origins as the bulk of these beings seemed to hail from both hell and space.
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| 0:30.0 | Hello, and welcome the Crippin' Out podcast. My name is Mark Storers and hanging out with |
| 0:39.5 | me as always is Uncle Bobby, what's happening? We are on to Star Dust Ranch part three, but |
| 0:46.7 | obviously we're a man down. We are. We left a man back there, Star Dust Ranch and Dark |
| 0:51.6 | Forest is part two, but we didn't really. He's, I mean, yes, I mean, yes he is. I'm sorry, |
| 0:58.6 | let me continue this live for you. Yes, Chris is caught in the meyasma. Yeah, the meyasma. He's in |
| 1:04.4 | the zeitgeist. The zeitgeist of Star Dust. Yeah, we shouldn't joke because people are, people will |
| 1:09.0 | 100% be like, oh God, Chris died again. He didn't. Yeah, he didn't die. He's just, he Chris is under |
| 1:13.9 | the weather. AKA, we left him back in the meyasma of part two, the Dark Forest is, but he will be returning. |
| 1:19.9 | But for this week, part three, Robert, you and I are here. We're doing it. We are. This is our own |
| 1:25.9 | not where I get it. We're down a cowboy, but you and I were on our horses. We're heading to Star |
| 1:30.1 | Dust Ranch. I feel so bad for my horse. Through your horses. You got no, do you know what you got? |
| 1:34.8 | You got one of those, oh, what are those horses called? I got one of those Molly Hatchek |
| 1:37.8 | Clydes nails. Yeah, dude, you're like fucking the death dealer of podcasts, dude. Fair enough. |
| 1:44.4 | Yeah, you got a Clydes like a, like a Budweiser horse. Oh God. Yeah. I prefer the Molly Hatchek one, |
| 1:50.1 | but yeah, it just shits Budweiser everywhere. Oh, where's any fucking self-respecting horse might? |
| 1:56.1 | And then I just, I'm underneath it's fucking asking and covered in Budweiser. |
| 2:00.4 | Be like, I really prefer coarsely. Yeah, now we're getting into fantasy land. Yeah. No, no, |
| 2:05.5 | I'm thinking about beer. I'm like, dude, a horse that shits Budweiser everywhere. |
| 2:11.2 | I think I would, it would put me off a beer. Maybe I could get something that like, um, |
| 2:15.4 | that shits like Mick Ultra. I've been drinking a lot of Mick Ultra. What, how about just like |
| 2:19.8 | buying a cake? I just taking the aim of this out of the equation. I need this to come from |
| 2:25.5 | some sort of animals ass. I don't know why. I see that's the part where you lost it. It's just |
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