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God Awful Movies

302: Sons of Thunder, Episode 3

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

In New York you can gaze up at the towering skyscrapers or

0:05.4

You can sunbathe on top of one

0:08.5

In LA you can catch a neon lip rollercoaster ride on land in monocopier

0:14.6

Before catching a California catfish off Santa Monica pier

0:20.1

Virgin Atlantic fly to the world's most iconic destinations, but how you see them is up to you

0:26.1

Book now with Virgin Atlantic see the world differently

0:34.0

She's like yeah, I'll show you a room and he's like ah ma'am

0:36.6

I should sleep in a different building to you know avoid heterosexual intercourse between the two of us because I'm very

0:43.4

Tracked temptation would be a problem and she's like yeah, yeah close one close one

0:48.2

Yeah, and literally says the words I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression and I'm like you just established that there are no other human beings within your side

0:57.0

I'll tell you what I'll stay in this room if Mike Pence can stay outside the door all night to make sure you don't come in and take a

1:03.2

Peepers at my Johnson or my buddy cheeks

1:20.5

Welcome back to God awful movies for each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to I'm your host

1:26.6

Ethan right and I'm joined by a middle-aged podcaster from suburban New Jersey Eli Bosnick Eli that's a description of you has a

1:34.6

Going oh well I was better before you introduced me like you got your notes for my depression, but I'm okay, he our

1:41.0

You

1:43.0

I'm in Cincinnati so whatever that means and we also have veteran

1:48.8

Massacres we're dropping the word guest. She's an official regular dedicated bar stool the whole thing

1:53.9

Carousenemory is here Kara welcome back

1:57.0

Why don't I keep doing this to myself great question great question wait and by the way he I think I'm older than Eli so thank you

2:06.0

I'm not a parent-wise

2:09.3

You play younger let's all be honest. Eli how old are you I'm 33

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