302: Kim K Fails the Bar, Kris Jenner’s 70th Bday Bash + Who Will Be Taylor Swift’s Bridesmaids??
Pop Apologists
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🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Lauren and Chanler are back, and the delusion is in-season. From Golden Bachelor heartbreak to Kardashian conspiracies, the girls spiral through the week’s most unserious chaos — with morally corrupt pranks, PR flops, and billionaire birthday parties galore.
Lauren kicks things off with a sick-in-the-head deep dive into Gerry Turner’s memoir (yes, the Golden Bachelor himself) and her impassioned “Justice for Theresa” movement. The sisters unpack Lauren’s morally bankrupt auntie era and Pookie & Jett’s Hermès-themed first birthday party for Paloma. Lastly, the sisters break down Kris Jenner’s 70th bash — complete with appearances from Jeff Bezos, Meghan Markle, and Kim K’s TikTok vlog.
They also dive into the All’s Fair premiere, Kim’s alleged bar exam failure, Shay Mitchell’s controversial kids’ skincare line, and a Taylor Swift wedding theory that might just send the internet into cardiac arrest.
(00:00:00) — Tuesday confessionals, NYC weather updates, and prepping for the Layla interview.
(00:03:42) — Lauren’s Golden Bachelor memoir deep dive + the “Smoothies for Theresa” merch moment.
(00:09:15) — The $20 prank that turned Lauren into a morally bankrupt auntie.
(00:14:50) — Pookie & Jett’s Hermès birthday: the influencer-industrial complex strikes again.
(00:22:11) — Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday: Jeff Bezos hosting, Harry & Meghan’s attendance, and Kim K’s party vlog.
(00:27:39) — Meghan Markle pregnancy rumor + Kim’s post-party photo dump drama.
(00:33:08) — Kim fails the bar exam: ChatGPT-coded announcement + “future lawyer” jokes gone wrong.
(00:40:25) — All’s Fair review: Kim’s camp masterpiece + the unrealistic “ass-out” suit.
(00:52:19) — Shay Mitchell’s kids’ skincare line and the unhinged influencer logic behind it.
(00:59:34) — Taylor Swift’s rumored bridesmaids list + wedding speculation spirals.
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| 0:20.6 | Well, well, well, Another episode of Pop Apologists, our podcast, it's Chandler. |
| 0:27.5 | Lauren, greet us. Greetings, everyone. So great to be gathered here with you all today on this |
| 0:35.4 | very wonderful. I'll be honest, it's a Tuesday when Chandler and I are recording. |
| 0:39.9 | Chandler, you look resplendent, a vision in your maroon bedroom. Were you going to lie about |
| 0:45.7 | which day it was? You said, I'll be honest. It's a Tuesday. Are you planning on lying? |
| 0:50.2 | I feel like it takes people out of the moment. I actually had a friend recently. It was Wednesday morning and they're like, oh, you can't go because you'll be recording. Like a lot of people, I think they forget that we don't actually record the same day we release the shows. |
| 1:05.2 | Yes. Well, it is Tuesday, everyone. We're not going to lie to you. There is quite a bit to get into. |
| 1:12.6 | But anything kind of on the personal front, anything in your life, it just got extremely cold here. |
| 1:18.6 | Like yesterday, it was in the 60s. And then by nightfall, by nightfall, it sounds really dramatic. |
| 1:24.5 | Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great. |
| 1:26.9 | Because you were asking me a |
| 1:28.1 | question, but then you went into, you like had Tourette's and went into this weather tangent. |
| 1:33.4 | Oh, I'm just pulling a page from your book and monologging. Anyway, yesterday by nightfall, |
| 1:39.6 | back to what I was saying, by nightfall, it turned, it was like 38 degrees last night. So it's really cold here. Be prepared when you come up for our recording with Layla. It's going to be a chilly one. Okay, that's good to know. Yeah, we are recording with Layla from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So, well, if you're hearing this Wednesday morning, we don't record with her until Thursday morning. So there's still time. You can send us any questions you have for her. Feel free to send us a DM with a question for Layla. I'm super excited. It's going to be a quick trip. I'm actually coming up to New York every week this month, which is kind of hectic. But you know what? I'm going to do it. We're excited to have you. |
| 2:19.5 | Okay, can I tell you about the insane weekend I had? Please, tell me. I was compelled to not only |
| 2:27.5 | listen to the entirety of Gary Turner's memoir, but then I listened to every podcast he had been on, |
| 2:33.8 | and I re-listened to the |
| 2:36.1 | episode of Teresa on the podcast she went on. So I had a full Golden Bachelor-themed |
| 2:42.3 | wedding and I was riveted all weekend by this content. You're sick in the head. You're |
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